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Ever since I was a kid, I've wanted to be a famous movie producer. A rich and powerful man, banging Hollywood starlets three at a time, taking the occasional moment to snort copious amounts of cocaine. Unfortunately fate stole that dream of mine by decreeing I become an unemployed slob. And, of course, not being one to let adversity get me down, I decided to do the next best thing - pretend! So here's a few of my ideas for movie projects. All I have to do is buy a camcorder, write the scripts, and buy a bag full of coke and I'll be on my way to fame and fortune! |
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The shocking tale of a violent and dangerous man banished from his native Canada, looking for the American dream any way he can. Watch his struggle to survive, forced to earn a living as a part-time web designer. |
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A wonderfully romantic
movie about a man who wakes up one fateful day to find ulcers on his
penis, and the search cross country to find the ho' who gave them to
him. The perfect date movie of the summer! |
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A 34
year old man is grounded to his room by his parents.
In the impending isolation, madness sets in.... |
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Edge of your seat adventure as explorers searching the deepest jungles of Jamaica find an 8 foot water pipe. They soon discover the folly of their actions when they bring it back to America, never imagining who might actually come looking for it... |
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A
movie company desperate to cash in on the media obsession with the
original film produces a sequel based on the casting of Brokeback
Mountain.
The tragic true story about the original actor slated to play the part, and his inability to control his insatiable desires on the set. |
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